The Cursed Nev Doll

OBJECT CLASS EUCLID

CLASS 3 COGNITOHAZARD

Addendum; due to the nature of the anomaly any action taken relating to the object must get the approval of the site administrator, and during a site ‘dark period’ when all internet related communication is made impossible.

CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES;

The item is to be contained in a opaque steel safe, with no interior recording. The box itself is held in a room in a radiodark state, comprised of lead walls and measuring 2 by 2 by 3 metres. Due to the nature of the object no observation is needed inside or outside of the room. No personnel are allowed to enter the meta containment room. Violation of this will result in administration of class 2 anaesthetics or termination.

DESCRIPTION;

The cursed Nev doll first appeared on CBBC EDPOSTING on 07/05/2018 and has since cursed most who have seen the post

The Curse
If you see the post, Nev comes to your house, eats your mayonnaise, then proceeds to refer to you as the common slur that also means "female dog, fox, or otter."

Quotes
"Bitch, I need more mayo"

"gimme beans"'

"UwU, OwO, Give me ma-yo."